The Adventures of Olizza Oopsieboom
A Completely Accurate Historical Record
Welcome to the official record of the adventures of Olizza Oopsieboom — Engineer, Miner, inventor, researcher, and Specialist in Applied Interdimensional Mechanics.
These accounts document Olizza's ongoing exploration of Azeroth, her groundbreaking scientific research, and the occasional completely unforeseen consequence of pressing buttons without first determining what they do.
Certain individuals have suggested that some of the events recorded here resemble the activities of a warlock.
Those individuals lack the appropriate engineering qualifications.
The following accounts are presented exactly as they occurred.*
*Accuracy may vary according to the availability of witnesses.
Chapter One: The Squirrel Incident
It began with a mechanical squirrel.
It ended with a portal, an imp, a missing prototype, and the birth of an entirely new field of engineering.
The experiment was mostly successful.
→ Read Chapter One: The Squirrel Incident
Chapter Two: This Is Definitely Still Engineering
Questions begin to arise regarding Olizza's new field of research.
Some people use the word warlock.
Olizza explains why they are incorrect.
Repeatedly.
→ Read Chapter Two: This Is Definitely Still Engineering
Chapter Three: The Westfall Incident
Or: Why Sup Is No Longer Trusted With Bathroom Breaks
Olizza discovers that a higher-level companion provides excellent protection from the Defias.
She also discovers that this protection becomes considerably less effective when the companion has gone to pee without telling her.
Twice.
→ Read Chapter Three: The Westfall Incident
More Adventures Coming Soon...
Olizza's research continues throughout Azeroth.
There will be discoveries.
There will be engineering.
There will almost certainly be explosions.
And somewhere out there...
Nibbles is waiting.
For science. 🔧🐿️💥
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