Project Nibbles: Field Observations

Official Research Notes of Olizza Oopsieboom

The following observations have been collected during ongoing research into Applied Interdimensional Mechanics, mechanical engineering, demon management, mineral acquisition, cave exploration, companion reliability, and other perfectly legitimate scientific pursuits.

All findings have been obtained through rigorous experimentation.

Some experiments have required resurrection.

This does not invalidate the data.

Field Observation #1

Demons appear resistant to normal troubleshooting.

Field Observation #2

Hitting the demon with a wrench does not return it to its original dimension.

Field Observation #3

Demon becomes extremely argumentative when hit with wrench.

Field Observation #4

Learn bigger spells.

Editor's Note: Olizza disputes the terminology.

Field Observation #5

Caves contain considerably more enemies than appear to fit inside caves.

Field Observation #6

Running farther into the cave does not improve this situation.

Field Observation #7

Further cave testing should include additional demons.

Field Observation #8

Higher-level companions significantly increase survival rates.

Field Observation #9

Higher-level companions provide considerably less protection while urinating.

Field Observation #10

Before engaging Defias, visually confirm companion is actually present.

Field Observation #11

"Sup?" is not an effective defensive spell.

Field Observation #12

Sup possesses an undocumented ability called Vanish: Bathroom.

Field Observation #13

Vanish: Bathroom appears to activate exclusively when Olizza is about to attack something dangerous.

Field Observation #14

The ability provides no warning to nearby party members.

Field Observation #15

Asking "Where the hell is Sup?" generally occurs too late in the encounter to provide tactical benefit.

Field Observation #16

Never trust a man who says "BRB" after he has already BR'd.

Field Observation #17

Before pulling a Defias, determine the current status of Sup's bladder.

Field Observation #18

Gravity cannot be feared, cursed, banished, or reasoned with.

Field Observation #19

Cozy Sleeping Bags located near cliffs may not, in fact, promote restful sleep.

Research Status

Project: Nibbles
Principal Investigator: Olizza Oopsieboom
Field: Applied Interdimensional Mechanics
Original Nibbles Status: Location currently unknown
Nibbles II Status: Pending
Research Funding: Insufficient
Explosions: Within acceptable parameters
Deaths: Scientifically necessary
Sup's Bladder: Requires continued monitoring

Research continues.