About Olizza Oopsieboom

 Occupation: Engineer

Specialization: Applied Interdimensional Mechanics
Current Project: Nibbles II
Known Associates: Sup, Aldo, Satan, Emily and Kelfaron
Known Enemies: Defias, gravity, caves, unattended buttons
Classification by Certain Unqualified Individuals: Warlock
Olizza's Position on Said Classification: Potentially defamatory.


Why “Oopsieboom”?

Her surname was not always Oopsieboom.

There was an experiment.

It involved three copper tubes, an unstable soul shard, blasting powder, and something Olizza maintains was absolutely not a stolen toaster.

There was an explosion.

Then another explosion.

Then some screaming.

Then the demon started screaming.

Someone eventually shouted:

“OLIZZA! WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

Olizza looked at the crater.

“Oopsie?”

Something beneath the crater roared.

Someone nearby quietly added:

“Boom.”

And thus, Olizza Oopsieboom was born.

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